Reality TV has changed the face of television, and not necessarily for the better, making celebrities out of the most unlikely and undeserving people. Few, arguably, are as unlikely and undeserving as the hero of this humorous novella, and the fictional reality TV show that he eventually worms his way into is one that pushes all the boundaries of television ethics. And decency.

A humorous look at the life and times of a nobody, a man blessed with neither talent nor ability, but who nevertheless does finally succeed in realising his dream - to be a celebrity.

Contains adult themes and descriptions of sexual activity.