We all know the two real world problems facing everyone in the 21st century are the appalling spectres of climate change and global warming.
But hang on a minute. Just suppose that we – and almost everybody else – have got it all wrong?
Mary Jones thinks we have, and now she’s on a mission. She's been waterboarded because she stubbed her toe, persecuted for not endlessly reusing her teabags, harassed and abused by climate change zealots, reviled because of her attitude to the WEF, WHO and Big Pharma, and finally targeted by two different contract killers. So it's not surprising that she's eventually had enough.
She's done her research and she knows the Net Zero is nothing more than a solution that won't work looking for a problem that doesn't exist. Not to mention a national suicide note that will bankrupt the country and cause permanent catastrophic damage to the economy.
But what can she, as an unqualified middle-aged housewife living in a London suburb, do about it?
She decides to take on the climate change lobby and counter its near-religious fervour with the data she’s found, data that provides an alternative view. She thinks that the climate changes because the climate has always changed, and what we need to do is get used to it.
All she has to do now is find a way to spread her message in the face of the united front that is the climate change lobby and the hordes of mindless zombies that represent it.
And there's a whole easier to say than to do.